I finally bought myself the Russian Navy Shirt from J Peterman. It is on sale from $44 down to $18 and I've been lusting for so long (actually, I think I may have bought it before and returned it. Now I can't remember, uh oh.) Anyway-it's coming to me, and I wanted to share with you the product description. Honestly, if this whole Lovely At Your Side thing doesn't work out (or you know, my 9-3 job at which I get paid) I'm applying to write for J Peterman. Heck, I'd write for them even if Lovely goes global (any takers?).
Wait a minute. Does Russia really have a navy?
They do. Of course they do.
Watch the news on TV tonight. If they're wearing striped shirts like this, it's the Russian Navy.
Unless you see a dark-eyed girl paddling a green boat and her boyfriend laughs and smokes and laughs and his cigarette is slightly less than one inch long and permanently attached and he is wearing a not bad-looking striped navy shirt, then it's France.
Unless it's New York.
But if the girl and her boyfriend are both blonde, and pale smoky-eyed, and he, you notice, is deeply tanned and wearing a striped navy shirt, then it's Finland.
Or the island of Sylt.
Or Krk.
Or Sukhumi.
Under a suit jacket, it's L.A. Or maybe Munich.
But when they're both wearing striped navy shirts, it's Zihuatanejo.
Or Sochi.
If there are two girls and one boyfriend and all three are wearing striped navy shirts, then it's definitely Russia.
Unless it's Central Park.
